iPhone App - Wishlist! Text to Speech!

What do I really want/need on my iPhone? Text to speech! I want text to speech built in at the OS layer, so that every application has access to it! Wouldn't it be great to launch Instapaper or Tweetie or NetNewsWire or USA Today or AP Mobile News (Ok, you probably get the idea) and touch a button and presto.. text to speech, your iPhone is reading content to you! Make it an open API so that third party developers have access and choose how to incorporate this functionality into their application. This is killer functionality...while driving or at the gym... Apple.. are you listening? Please... add to Touch OS 3.0! Please!!

Santa Wishlist for iPhone/Touch

As a long time Palm user there are a few things I would like to see for the iPhone (actually, these items should be available by now... in my opinion). Maybe Santa will deliver at the next Macworld Expo.

1. iWork for the iPhone/Touch. Or DataViz's Documents To Go for the iPhone OS.
2. Portable/foldable keyboard for the iPhone, similar to the excellent keyboard that Palm had for their PDAs. I know this is a long shot but it would be great if Apple or a third party developed a hardware add-on keyboard. The iPhone/Touch can be seen as a feasible laptop replacement with a mid-size keyboard add-on.
3. OS level Copy & Paste... I know.. this is not an original request... but it is needed!
4. Logic or Ableton Live for the iPhone/Touch. A scaled down version of either that lets you create anywhere and upload back into your desktop/laptop version of Logic or Ableton Live.